man, that is such a crap subject.. it's all sitting there, looking at me and i know i should change it and stuff, but goddamn it, it's all the way up there and i'm down here. yeah, bitches.


oh uh. yeah, i actually updated with some newstuff and one old scrappy thing. i guess i need to find more scraps to put in that scrapbook thing. though i'll probably do the same thing i did with buck and forget to say SCRAP DOODLE and just shove it in the big one because i am a tardtaco with a side of retardelish (it's like relish, but fortified with retard instead of just re. in this case, less is totally more. the tard makes it like the scary miracle whip of pickled condiments)

what was i talking about? oh yeah, buck the witch. i think if buck and harry potter ever met, buck would totally fuck potter's ass up. scratch that, harry potter HAS met buck and has been fucked up.

See, he met Buck back in 2002 and Buck was all "hell no, girlfriend" .. except he isn't gay or black so he must've been smoking some herb of Maury Povich to make him respond in such a unlikely ethnic fashion. anyhow, after that all hell broke loose, because Harry Potter wasn't about to be mistaken for a girlfriend, no matter how skinny and unloved he was. so he tried to bust some magic out on Buck, but Buck just broke Potter over his knee like he was spaggehti.. like, before you cook it and stuff.

Then he took him down to the local pub, because they're in the land of the union jack and all that jolly crap, and made him windmill for 4 hours straight to Blink 182 and tout it was some of the best punk music he's heard since the Sex Pistols in front of an entire bar of circa 1979 vegimite punks. Needless to say, by the end of the evening Harry wound up with white laces ensuring a taught, virgin tightness on his cakehole while the white power folks passed him around. Well, at least Malfoy finally got his turn to stick it to Harry. Haha!

And as for the others, Ron was totally glad to be rid of that spot-light stealing, spider-adventuring, trouble-making, son of a witch. Man, he was never going to get to be head boy with Harry around, but now they can be both head boy.. though Harry's title comes with entirely different and more sordid obligations.

Buck in the meantime, tried a little go at romance with Hermione, which soon enough turned into a sad sort of Sid and Nancy type situation. Not that Buck was hopelessly devoted to Hermi or didn't mean to shank her. Just that Hermi was an obnoxious loudmouth mugglebitch like Nancy. Except Nancy totally had better drugs and handjobs. And he got off totally free by blaming the muggle hating nancy-lad Malfoy. Buck knew Malfoy would totally dig prison showers anyhow, and definately didn't feel guilty.

Well, so much for Buck's tales in london, next stop... setting of some other sacred fandom!